ALL TIME NORTHWESTERN BASKETBALL ALL-NAME TEAM

Nick Brilowski recently completed the Herculean task of compiling every Northwestern men’s basketball player’s stats in one place.  It must’ve taken incredibly long, and I advise everyone to check it out because it’s very cool.

But I immediately went somewhere else.

With a list of every men’s basketball player ever, I have been given to create the definitive Northwestern All-Name Team.  This was a labor of love.  I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Second Team All-Name

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Two hard c’s (at least I assume that’s how it’s pronounced) and a z makes you an auto selection.Screen Shot 2015-08-07 at 12.00.39 PM

That name is peak stodgy Northwestern.

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Who names their child William Williams?  That’s straight mean-spirited.

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This name sounds like a plucky detective from a 1950’s movie.

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I don’t pretend to know how to pronounce that first name, but it’s awesome.

First Team All-Name Team

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IT’S A TREE STORM. LOOK OUT SHARKNADO, JIM IS COMING FOR YOUR CROWN.

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Famous poet turned NU walk-on.

Screen Shot 2015-08-07 at 11.57.06 AMFamous American Idol judge got his start as an NU basketball player.  Who knew?

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I am a mature adult.

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Seriously.

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